iPhone is ranked? It's not a fucking invention for fuck's sake. It's like claiming Wikipedia to be the smartest person on earth. It's a fucking "collection" of shit other people invented. The camera is an invention on it's own. Having shit organized in a pocket-sized piece of plastic was done before with Palm Pilots. Touch-screen was an invention. The internet existed and exists concurrently without the presence of any iPhone. Arby's made us use it back in the day, with Mexicans on the other side presumably looking at pictures of what we wanted on their side of the counter. The mobile phone is it's own invention. Zack Morris used it to call Mr. Belding about puberty.
Some people claim that the iPhone is an extension of their brain. How the fuck does that happen? How the fuck is your own personal knowledge-base stored into an exterior, non-biological entity? You don't have a USB port to your god-damned brain. The iPhone helps people cheat. You don't have to remember phone numbers anymore. You don't have to sit there, thinking for hours on end, about answers to stupid trivia questions. You're fucking lazier than ever, and dumber, because you have an iPhone. Everything you don't personally know, everything you don't personally put your own thought into, is easily accessible through the internet, to which the iPhone serves as a messenger of.
And it is listed with real inventions such as the wheel and penicillin.
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